MORONIC MALES

LET ME MAKE THIS CRYSTAL CLEAR; TO ALL YOU MORONIC MALES OUT THERE WHO ARE SO FUCKING DUMB IT IS HARD TO IMAGINE HOW YOU FIND A WOMAN'S CUNT WITHOUT A GOOGLE MAP If you call yourself a "human", from Earth you know what I mean, and I don't know whether you are an alien or a human or a male or a female, then please do NOT send me a friend request, kindly fuck off. I thought my rules were pretty clearcut, it seems that there are many men on this site who can understand them, and you can read the comments below. If you really don't get this, then go fuck yourselves, I am sick of being sent request… Daha fazlasını okun

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Office boy

About a year ago, we were having our routine drinks after work, when on this occasion, on a Friday night, I had had way too much wine to drink. I had also done a couple of lines, which I guess made me extra horny, it always does. I noticed one of the office juniors, who is a young man of about 20, kept staring at me all night with this look that all of you fucking degenerate pig men get when you lust after something. On this occasion, I kept staring at him and moved over to talk to him. As soon as I got close to him, I could see his pants start bulge, as he had never been close to me before. I… Daha fazlasını okun

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Schoolgirl fucked in alley

I need to write about the most unbelievable, sexual man I have ever met, who is now a surgeon living relatively near me. We met in a bar in Melbourne when I was 22 and he was 35. He was in his first year working as a qualified orthopaedic surgeon and I had just finished a degree in science and commerce, pretty and smart? eh? Ha, we started talking to each other and within five minutes there was such an insane chemistry between us that I knew I was gonna go out with him, within a week I genuinely believed that I was going to marry him, we were like 2 pieces of a jigsaw that just fit together.… Daha fazlasını okun

İletiyi yazan tawnyowl 4 gün önce 12

Xhamster rules

The rules on this site suck, to upload stuff, they literally want way too much information, and I am definitely not giving them all that fucking information. I would love to upload a video or photos to the site, but I am not giving them what they want about me. I am happy to send men or women pictures on gmail if people want XX… Daha fazlasını okun

İletiyi yazan tawnyowl 4 gün önce 6

Glory hole

I really think that I'd like to go to a glory hole, but instead of being on the inside sucking cock, I'd line up next to all the guys. As they were moaning and blowing their fat loads on the sluts sucking them off, I'd shove my cunt through the hole and make some slut suck my fat clit till I fuken exploded all over her face. The groaning and grunting of the guys next to me and the smell of all their jizz would push me over the edge in no time, and I'd probably fill some sluts mouth with squirt from my hot wet slit.… Daha fazlasını okun

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Bukkake porn cinema

I went to a porn cinema in Austria in the late 90s. I was modelling in Innsbruck at the time and found my way to this place on the way home one afternoon after a shoot. I sat and watched a movie and there were a few guys in the row ahead of me, and one guy two seats away to the right of me. The place was otherwise empty as it was middle of the afternoon. The guy to the right of me was intensely focused on the movie and I fuken couldn't believe it when he pulled his cock out and started wanking. I had no idea what to do and thought I should leave. But I sat there and kept watching the movie as… Daha fazlasını okun

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